While i was lazily flipping through the channels today, i stopped and saw an episode of "Family Forensics" starting on mbc 4, so i thought i'd give it a shot and HOLY CRAP! i would never ever want my room to be investigated like that! :S Some person of the family calls them up and they come and have the family leave for a 2 day for a vacation at a resort where they TRY to relax but can't due to the fact that a forensics team is looking through everything in their house! Damn! How voilating that must feel.
I definately wouldn't want that happening to me, thank you very much! The biggest secret i've to hide is being a muff muncher. Everything else is pretty much just out there. So if my room would be searched they would find:
1) a book called "From Queer to Eternity: Spirituality in the Lives of Lesbian, Gay and Bisexual People" By Peter Sweasy.
2) Another book "Sexuality in the Arab World" by Samir Khalaf and John Gagnon (there's a whole chapter there about the gay movements in Lebanon)
3) Rainbow flag that i colored in a while ago snuck somewhere, i can't remember. Rainbow pins, rainbow earings bla bla bla blaaaa
4) Seasons 2 and 4 of the L word hidden under the bed.
5) evidence on a chair that might indicate much activity at late hours...
not much if i was out and proud, but loads here.
Thank God i don't have sex toys.......yet ;)
Thursday, December 27, 2007
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Monday, December 10, 2007
The Secret Behind the Lifestyle of A Man.....by 15-year-old me
I was looking at my folders today and i stumbled upon a theory i wrote 2 years. i read it and laughed my head off! how things change! i realised i was such a teenage cliche! when i'm angry, i'm REALLY angry and i would go WAY into the extreme. And man! i was what stereotype that the media negatively portrays of lesbians: a man-hating, feminist muff muncher!! (feminists are not man hating there are men who are feminists, i'll write a post about feminism soon)
So i decided to share it with you. Please note that now i do not hate men nor do i still think of them as animals. I like them, just not in a sexual way. I also am no longer a sexist :)
The secret behind the lifestyle of a man.
This I could not help but think of. I am a sexist, can't deny. All men are perverts, whether they're heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual. They have 2 heads and one of them is unfortunately dominated by the other. The first head (the brain) which is normally used for thinking. Women normally use this. But men only use the gray thing called a brain when needed to protect head number 2: The Dick. Full stop. They always need to protect their dicks. It’s the only thing they have. A man feels so insecure about the size and length of his penis. All men do. They believe it's all what they have. I actually pity men; I consider them animals rather than human beings. Anyways back to my philosophy. Most teenage boys are stupid. Probably because they are controlled by head number 2. Unfortunately for women, this will remain in men their whole lives. A smart teenage boy is not smart for no reason. he is smart because he is smart enough to look ahead in life and think "how will I provide better pleasure for my number 2 head?" He starts to realize he needs to use head number 1 (the brain) in order to obtain this. So he studies and aims for a job which gets a lot of money. Then he buys a house which is good for him because now he is not limited with space for masturbation as it used to be when he was living with his parents. Of course let's not forget he leads a promiscuous life. Just like cats. Better risk of getting AIDS, faster death rates of men, good for me! So if he cannot be promiscuous then he can still masturbate. Fantasizing is the only creative thing they can do with head number 1. He continues to lead a promiscuous and fantasizing life until he is physically unable. Even when he is unable, he still leads on such a life. All thanks to Viagra. He might even die from the effect of Viagra (just like the death of that prince of UAE or Kuwait I can't remember. Viagra was suspected of the cause of his death. Imagine that!) So you see, it all fits! (or maybe I've just gone mad)
So i decided to share it with you. Please note that now i do not hate men nor do i still think of them as animals. I like them, just not in a sexual way. I also am no longer a sexist :)
The secret behind the lifestyle of a man.
This I could not help but think of. I am a sexist, can't deny. All men are perverts, whether they're heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual. They have 2 heads and one of them is unfortunately dominated by the other. The first head (the brain) which is normally used for thinking. Women normally use this. But men only use the gray thing called a brain when needed to protect head number 2: The Dick. Full stop. They always need to protect their dicks. It’s the only thing they have. A man feels so insecure about the size and length of his penis. All men do. They believe it's all what they have. I actually pity men; I consider them animals rather than human beings. Anyways back to my philosophy. Most teenage boys are stupid. Probably because they are controlled by head number 2. Unfortunately for women, this will remain in men their whole lives. A smart teenage boy is not smart for no reason. he is smart because he is smart enough to look ahead in life and think "how will I provide better pleasure for my number 2 head?" He starts to realize he needs to use head number 1 (the brain) in order to obtain this. So he studies and aims for a job which gets a lot of money. Then he buys a house which is good for him because now he is not limited with space for masturbation as it used to be when he was living with his parents. Of course let's not forget he leads a promiscuous life. Just like cats. Better risk of getting AIDS, faster death rates of men, good for me! So if he cannot be promiscuous then he can still masturbate. Fantasizing is the only creative thing they can do with head number 1. He continues to lead a promiscuous and fantasizing life until he is physically unable. Even when he is unable, he still leads on such a life. All thanks to Viagra. He might even die from the effect of Viagra (just like the death of that prince of UAE or Kuwait I can't remember. Viagra was suspected of the cause of his death. Imagine that!) So you see, it all fits! (or maybe I've just gone mad)
Friday, December 7, 2007
"The Ten Rules" ( a lesbian survival guide)
Hilarious short film of about 30 mins about how to survive as a lesbian! I loved the sketch in part 1 ;)
Enjoy! :D
Part 1:
Part 2:
Part 3:
Enjoy! :D
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Part 2:
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