Two Dykes and a Closet

2010-09-06T16:08:00.000+03:00

i am no longer posting here anymore. take care people. goodbye blog

Dreams

2010-02-24T23:34:00.002+03:00

alright, i've been having weird dreams for the past week or so. Dreams that i can actually recall vividly. dreams such as flying on a huge digestive cookie with my friends and trying to find a place to find tea to go with the cookie, and another and another. and the last one was....the most unusual of all. I don't know whether to categorize it as a dream come true or a nightmare! here it is:

I dreamed that i had a huge crush on a straight girl, who knew and eventually came up to me telling me that she wants to experiment sexually with me but she won't do it when i'm a lesbian because if it doesn't work out, she doesn't want to leave a mess behind and she would still want to be friends. i asked her what she meant and she said that she found a genie that can grant me one wish and she told me that we could experiment only if i wish i was straight. i woke up just as i was thinking up the pros and cons of all the options i have.

What a dream hey? :S i mean the number one lesbian rule is to not crush on a straight girl (making getting in bed with one the ultimate lesbian want, because naturally you want what you can't have), BUT let's say u have a chance but only when u are naturally straight, would u go for it? come think about it i wouldn't, but i would have if you've asked me a year ago because i was THAT desperate :P

what recent unusual dreams have you been having lately?

good day all! :D

Bed Rock

2010-02-17T13:59:00.002+03:00

Song i'm addicted to currently. Here is the song and the lyrics underneath Enjoy! ;):

[Lloyd]
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock Girl
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock

[Lil Wayne]
She Got That Good Good,
She Michael Jackson Bad,
I'm Attracted To Her, For Her Attractive Ass,
And Now We Murderers, Because We Kill Time,
I Knock Her Lights Out, And She Still Shine,
I Hate To See Her Go, But I Love To Watch Her Leave
But I Keep Her Running Back And Forth
Like a Soccer Team
Cold As A Winter Day,
Hot As A Summer's Eve,
Young Money Thieves
Steal Your Love and Leave

[Gudda Gudda]
I Like The Way You Walkin, If You Walking My Way,
I'm That Red Bull, Now Let's Fly Away,
Let's Buy A Place, With All Kind Of Space,
I Let You Be The Judge, N-N And I'm The Case,
I'm Gudda Gudda,
I Put Her Under,
I See Me With Her, No Stevie Wonder,
She Don't Even Wonder, Cauz She Know She Bad,
And I Got Her Nigga,
Grocery Bag.

[Lloyd]
(Okay)
Oh Baby,
I Be Stuck To You,
Like Glue Baby,
Wanna Spend It All On You,
Baby,
My Room Is The G Spot,
Call Me Mr. Flintstone,
I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock Girl
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock

[Nicki Minaj]
Ok I Get It,
Let Me Think, I Guess It's My Turn,
Maybe It's Time To Put This Pussy On Ya Sideburns,
He Say I'm Bad, He Problly Right,
He Pressing Me Like Button Downs On A Friday Night (Ha-ha),
I'm So Pretty Like,
Be On My Pedal Bike,
Be On My Low Starch,
Be On My Ankle Whites,
He Say Nicki Don't Stop You The Bestest,
And I Just Be Coming Off The Top As Bestes.

[Drake]
I Love Ya Sushi Roll, Hotter Than Wasabi,
I Race For Your Love,
Shake And Bake Ricky Bobby,
I'm At The W, But I Can't Meet You In The Lobby,
Girl I Gotta Watch My Back, Cauz I'm Not Just Anybody,
I Seen Em' Stand In Line, Just To Get Beside Her,
I Let Her See The Aston, And Let The Rest Surprise Her,
That's When We Disappear, You Need GPS To Find Her,
Oh That Was Your Girl?
I Thought I Recognized Her.

[Lloyd]
(Okay)
Oh Baby,
I Be Stuck To You,
Like Glue Baby,
Wanna Spend It All On You,
Baby,
My Room Is The G Spot,
Call Me Mr. Flintstone,
I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock Girl
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock

[Tyga]
She Like Tanning,
I Like Staying In,
She Like Romancing,
I Like Rolling With Friends,
She Said I'm Caged In,
I Think Her Conscious Is,
She Watching That Oxygen,
I'm Watching ESPN,
But When That Show End,
She All On My Skin,
Lotion,
Double Emotion,
Roller Coasting,
Like Back Forth Hold It.....
She Pose Like It's For Posters,
And I Poke Like I'm Suppose To,
Take This Photo If You For Me,
She Said Don't You Ever Show This,
I'm To Loyal..,
And To Focused..,
To Be Losing..,
And Be Hopeless..,
When I Spoke This,
She Rejoiced It,
Said Your Words Get Me Open,
So I Closed It,
Where Your Clothes Is,
I'm Only Lovin' For The Moment.

[Jae Millz]
Uh
She Ain't Got A Man,
But She's Not Alone,
Miss Independent,
Yea She Got Her Own,
Hey Gorgeous,
Uhmmm,
I Mean Flawless,
Well, That's What U R, How I See It Is How I Call It Yea,
L-Look It How She Walk,
MMHMMM She Know She Bad,
Do-Do Your Thing Baby,
I Ain't Even Mad,
And I Ain't Even Fast,
Imma Stay A While,
Hold Ya Head Chris,
I-Imma Take Her Down.

[Lloyd]
Oh Baby,
I Be Stuck To You,
Like Glue Baby,
Wanna Spend It All On You,
Baby,
My Room Is The G Spot,
Call Me Mr. Flintstone,
I Can Make Your Bed Rock Girl
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock Girl
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
(Lil Wayne)
Gudda Gudda,
T-Streetz
Mack Maine,
Jae Millz,
Tyga,
Drizzy Drake,
Nicki Minaj,
Hey Shanell,
Young Lloyd
OOO, It's YOUNG MULA BABY

:)

2010-02-13T14:26:00.005+03:00

WOW! it's been ages! seems like that's my punchline in this blog lol. Nevertheless i haven't forgotten about it, despite the fact that i forgot it's third birthday which passed on december 19th 2009! so HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY DEAR BLOG! :** and for all the wishes that i forgot to mention, Happy Eid, Marry Christmas and Happy New Year! LOL :P

well a lot of things happened in 2009. it was one of the most emotionally intense challenging amazing fun wild sad happy craziest years i've ever experienced in my whole life. it's scary how much one can learn in one year. this one was the fastest. i'm excited for 2010! :D alright so i was thinking of writing a list of what i did for the first time in 2009 (again lol :P)

1) get so drunk and pass out and wet a hotel bed. i was passed out for so long that when i woke up it was dry and i couldn't believe my friends when they told me untill i saw the little puddle near the bed. which drink did this? 3 glasses of really really strong graveyard :P good times.

2) go to an amusement while high on alcohol. AWESOME SHIT especially when u go on the wild roller coaster rides.

3) getting a full body massage

4) going brazillian waxing. hurts like a bitch but it's totaly worth it

5) going to a cabaret and see beautiful women dance with subtle strong erotic moves. mmm

6) stay awake for 23 hours straight

7) shave the sides of my head :D

8) give and recieve lapdances

9) kiss a guy (who was a gay bottom, it was like kissing a very girly girl LOL)

10) have a tipsy one night stand (first time i got laid EVER)

11) first time to fail the ALL the subjects in one semester (not really proud of it but it's a first)

12) tried long island tea for the first time

hmmm can't think of any at the moment but i know there is a ton more! what about your list of first timers of 2009? :D

take care everybody!

P.S. this is for all the lovers out there!

I CAN'T BELIEVE LIZZY THE LEZZY VISITED MY BLOG!!!!! *goes nuts* I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! and Ruth u are so damn hot! ;)

2009-09-21T13:53:00.002+03:00

so it's been a while. how's everyone doing? hope all is well. happy eid for those who are celebrating.

it's so hard being surrounded by straight people or specificaly, straight girls. i know you might think i complain too much, once i'm away from homophobes i complain about the open minded straight people. i'm not complaining about them really, i'm complaining about me being around them because of the irresistible temptation of crushing on a straight girl. and i'm not the type who can have a one night stand or just know someone and become an item within a few days. i'm the type that gets to know the girl first, spend time with her, know her as a friend, then as a lover and then embrace both together. i know, call it old fashioned but it's really just how i am. which is understandable why i always end up crushing on one of my friends, straight or lesbian. It tends to be more difficult when she's straight :P

i know some people who will be reading will be thinking " AHA! i knew i lesbians just want to sleep with every woman alive" it's not really like that, i mean if we weren't living in a world with so many moral rules :P but men also want to sleep with every woman alive. i have a lot of straight girl friends who are awesome and who i'm not crushing on. it's exactly like having a guy having many friends who are girls, where he ends crushing on one of them. straight girls are lesbians' kryptonight, just like lesbians are the mens kryptonight. hey you can't deny it ain't true. it is the forbidden fruit!!! :P

have a great day people!

I'm Not Your Boyfriend Baby! By 3OH!3

2009-08-05T00:49:00.004+03:00

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG. it's the song of the moment. the song that keeps playing in my head. other than their other song "Don't Trust Me" which i love except the part where they go "Shush girl, shut your lips, do the Hellen Keller, and talk with you hips" because they are telling the girl to shut up and not see. Hellen Keller was the first deafblind author in history. not pretty when u know what they are talking about hey? BUT WE AIN'T TALKING ABOUT THAT SONG! :P for now it's

I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND BABY!
I AIN'T YOU CUTE LIL SEX TOY!
I AM NOT YOUR LION OR YOUR TIGER!
WON'T BE YOUR NASTY LIL BOY!
I'M NOT YOU BOYFRIEND BABY
I CAN'T GRANT YOUR EVERY WISH!
I'M NOT YOUR KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR!
SO I JUST LEAVE YOU WITH THIS KISS! *MWAH!*

am feeling so fucking euphoric right now under no influence except my own naturally made endorphines and it feels fucking AWESOME!

here's the song XD XD XD XD

Tranquility

2009-06-26T14:01:00.003+03:00

I feel cleansed. no weed for over three weeks. no alcohol for over a month and a half. :) i feel content. weed is beautiful, except that it takes over your life. i get always pull out before i get too attached to something because i have an addictive,obsessive type personality when it comes to things. Alcohol is nice too in the safe environment. if i like something i like it for life. i have saved A LOT of money the past month and a half just by quitting drinking for now....all i can say is i love the taste of achievement. :D

Songs of the moment

2009-06-14T22:09:00.002+03:00

In the Shadows - The Rasmus
I Know You Want Me - Pitbull
Radio/Video - System of a Down
You Promised Me - In-Grid
Fall In Love - D'banj
Takin' Back My Love - Enrique Iglesias feat. Ciara
Telepopmusik - Breathe (2003 Version)
Telepopmusik - Breathe
Latika's Theme - Slumdog Millionaire Soundtrack
Breaking the Habit - Linkin Park
Is this Love - Bob Marley

very the random. i know :D

2009-05-21T13:37:00.002+03:00

so it's been a while. am feeling a bit better. beginnings of things always leave me feeling reset. like resetting ur laptop, computer, ps2 u name it. it makes me feel reset. and that's good.

completely random: uni life is awesome. i can't believe first year is almost ending!

2009-05-05T12:24:00.002+03:00

i think i'm depressed. and i think i'm entering a very long phase of depression, the type that gets dorment and buried. i do not know why. all i know is that i am not happy at this point in my life..... so i might stop blogging for a period of time. if i get the urge to blog i will. but for now, toodles.

Do That Pussy Right....

2009-04-03T02:10:00.003+03:00

i just got up... mid wet dream.. to find my self squeezing and caressing one of the legs of my stuffed animal, the way i would on a woman's breasts..
i can't remember what the dream was. or who was in it.
all i know is i woke up doing that.
which just shows that I NEED GODDAMN HOT, STEAMING, BED-CREAKING SEX!

i so believe that your dreams are what you subconsciously want in your life.

song of the moment:

Lick It (Explicit) by God-des and She.

2009-03-31T01:04:00.002+03:00

numb. depressed. hopeful. horny. robot. heartless. doubtful. confused. disoriented. undecided. lazy. happy. illusioned. submissive. vulnerable. flamboyant. outrageous. angry. shy. jealous. self-deprecated. lifeless. loveless. dissapointed. burdened. lost. burned. lier. ecstatic. delusional. aimless. sorry. miserable. melancholic. promise-breaker. pothead. alcoholic. smoke breath. random thoughts. how i feel. yesterday. today. and most probably. tomorrow.

current playlist on replay:
All Is Full Of Love -Bjork
Hello - Evanesence
Moan - Trentemoller feat Ane Trolle
Let It Die - Feist
Roads - Portishead
Whether You Fall - Tracy Bonham

Season 6 of the L Word....

2009-03-14T11:28:00.003+03:00

..was disappointing in so many ways. Yet still enjoyable. My favorite episode of all time would be the 3rd episode from season 6.

So now the L Word is finally finished. And there will be a spinoff of it called The Farm, where a few characters of the L word would be in to make another different type of series. I don't know if i want to watch it or not, since I've been disappointed by the final season of the L word. Maybe a years worth of waiting might change my mind. Untill then, maybe another lesbian packed tv series might come up (not Gimme Sugar THAT SUCKED LIKE HELL).

Getting Over People

2009-03-13T00:16:00.002+03:00

It's a funny feeling to be friends with an ex you never quiet completely got over. It's calming, in the sense that she is still back in your life. Because you both have this very strong connection that worked perfect when in a romantic relationship and works perfect in a friendship as well.

I've figured out how i get over people. At first i thought it was my way of dealing with crushes but it just hit me that it's "my way" of getting over people. It's not going and finding someone new, or having a one night stand, or sending them hate mails, smses etc. (maybe like a one time thing, not everyday), not revenge.

It's actually rubbing it in my face that does it. It worked on the 2 crushes i had before my last relationship, where i kept crushing on her till i told her, and when she told me it won't work (happened to both cases) and asked if she should disappear, i told her no. and talked to her and acted like i had nothing for her and just let time pass till one day it's completely gone and it's back to normal friendship again. It's a lot harder to do if you were actually in a relationship with her, because i would need that time alone first, and then go to being friends, and slowly but surely get over her as a lover and embrace her as a friend. This finally feels right :)

So It's Valentine's Day

2009-02-14T11:23:00.002+03:00

and the whole world is painted red. i guess one doesn't feel the atmosphere of valentine's while living in saudi (except of course saudi crazed men and women in the streets and car races and malls and underground parties but u'll need contacts for that) as much as when one gets out of it.

i'll be experiencing valentine's day the same way i've experienced it the past 18 years of my life: alone. and it never really got to me till i realized that it's such a commercialised deal out in the world, which eventually gets to u which leaves u with to things, to deal with it or continue to let it get to you.

i never let it get to me since i never really felt the feeling of being in and out of love with a woman until very recently. so for 17 years i never gave a fuck. now it's getting to me and i'm not going to do my usual routine of staying at home, eating chocolate and lying down in bed with nothing to do for hours to no end whenever something got to me. i'm going clubbing. and the everyone i know who is going, is single. Graveyard baby here i come! ;)

Wanna Send Yourself To Your Own "Graveyard"?

2009-01-17T16:45:00.002+03:00

Then drink 3 glasses of graveyard in 6 shots with a straw with 5 to 10 mins break in between. by the third glass you'd be knocked out drunk. Guarenteed from experience. :P check out the recipe

Graveyard Recipe:
Ingredients
1 - 1/2 package Triple SecStout
1 - 1/2 package Bacardi 151 Proof Rum
1 - 1/2 package Vodka
1 - 1/2 package Gin
1 - 1/2 package Tequila
1 - 1/2 package Bourbon Whiskey
1 - 1/2 package Scotch WhiskyBeer

Mixing Instruction

Mix the 5 whites and 2 whiskies in a beer mug in equal amounts. Top up the rest of the mug with half beer and half stout. WARNING: Very strong stuff. Do NOT attempt to drink it if you're not a good drinker. You'll be sending yourself to your own graveyard, thus the name of the drink.

LMAO AT THE WARNING! very VERY true. so if ur in the mood to get knocked out asap go for it.

so it's 2009....

2009-01-12T16:22:00.002+03:00

this is the first time i'm thinking of doing new years resolutions AND ACTUALLY STICKING TO THEM.. all thanks to LeBO :***

2009 will be my year of change. to the positive. to go through the downs making sure i go up again. there are a lot of things to do in the world. and i'm reaady for them all. step by step. taking my time. i don't know what to write anymore except that i'm embracing life... happy new years

2008-12-20T04:58:00.002+03:00

i've forgotten my blog's 2nd birthday which was on the 19th.

Happy Belated 2nd birthday blog! *wanks to glory* LOL

yeah. and it's bloody cold in Riyadh!! what the hell?

2008-12-14T04:48:00.003+03:00

I hate living with

judgemental,

homophobic,

close-minded

ignorants

i call family.

home is where the heart is.

and my heart can never be with people i love most in my life, my family, so i take the next best thing: Best friends. Home = best friends.

I know i would never completely desert my family because as human being you need to stay in touch with them but i know i won't be living ANYWHERE near them. i love them. and they love me because i filter thier eyes with how they want to see me.

it's sad to know they think they know you, inside out...but they only know what you give them. a role in a play. my life is a play. only behind the curtain does the mask, costume, make up all come off, revealing my true self. it's sad. i want them to know. and at the same time i don't, simply because i can't.

these are the moments in life where ur strength is being tested....and i shall be strong and continue to put my make up, wear my mask and dress in the costumes made by the hands of bloody expectations.....

Hotel626 Room 237...

2008-12-07T04:13:00.002+03:00

MAN! this hotel really got me freaked to the bones! it's called hotel 626 because you are only allowed to play it from 6pm to 6am. meaning DARKNESS! you are in a hotel that's haunted. and you try to get out. there are 10 stages. and the game really interacts with you engaging you completely because they ask u to put ur cam on and ur mic (you'll know why u'll need it later) and put head phones on and turn off the lights. COMPLETE ADRENALINE-PUMPING SCARE FEST! much fun with friends around. Enjoy your stay at Hotel 626 here: http://www.hotel626.com/

heartbreak

2008-11-25T17:33:00.000+03:00

ignore the last post :( it didn't last...

2008-11-12T03:33:00.002+03:00

i love the way she makes me blush
the way she makes me smile
make me laugh
make me filled with so much emotions
have me think of her every passing minute
i love how my heart flutters when i see her name ringing on my phone, her picture lightning it up
i love to love her
i love how she loves me
i love the things we have in common
and the things we don't
i love it when she's stubborn
i love her giggle
i love her smile!
i love the love we have, so precious!

i love her <3

2008-10-21T18:27:00.000+03:00

i hate myself for being so honest :(

She

2008-10-13T06:57:00.002+03:00

She by Elvis Costello dedicated to my special someone, my other half, my lover... my girlfriend :D :D :D :D

I love you. <3

Blogger's Block

2008-09-07T11:03:00.001+03:00

well, i think i have a "blogger's" block, since am not really a writer. i seriously do not know what to blog about. ideas anyone?

Back

2008-09-04T17:57:00.001+03:00

Hey everyone! back from vacation! hope everyone had a good summer! Ramadhan Kareem

Closed for Vacation

2008-08-05T14:17:00.001+03:00

Take care everyone.

Another Tag, Tagged by Jouja

2008-08-03T02:49:00.002+03:00

ID

Name: Dyke In Saudi (yeah being in the closet sucks)

My friends called me: pranker, dyko, dindin, din

Nickname(s): same as above

Birthday: i'll make it like i did in the blog 1,1,1990 (closet thing again)

Major: none yet

Job Title: student

Favs.

Boys name: Khalid

Girls name: Toleen

Perfume: Cinema by YSL

Fruit: Orange

Veggie: Tomato (i know it's a fruit, but i can't put two up there no can i? :P)

Fast food place: Subway

Favorite cartoon character: Mulan and Wooldore Sockbat

Animal: Cat

Ice Cream: Lemon sorbet from Hagen-dazs, vanilla in general

Have u ever ?!

Bungee jumped: WISH TO!

Used someone: no

Had bloody nose: yeah

Played truth or dare: yeah

Put your tongue on a frozen pole: no

Been in a physical fight: yeah

knocked on wood: yeah as a joke

Broken a bone: no

Broken the law: LOL trick question? being myself is "breaking the law" here. but in general no.

Last Time

Laughed and why? recordings of myself talking after inhaling Helium.

Cried and why? My close freind leaving the country.

Ate and what: steak

Hugged someone and whom ? sister

Recieved a Call and from whom ? from this random ass who doesn't stop calling whom i saved his name as "Fuckface"

Used a Pen and what did wrote ? SWEET

Lied and whats the truth ? i don't find Enrique hot, i only say that because i think EVERY girl in EVERY videoclip of his IS HOT.

Recieved a message and form whom ? friend. early morning.

Took a Shower: today, early morning

Put Make-up On: it's been so long i can't remember. i think May.

Rode a bike: 3 weeks ago.

What does it mean to you?

Your family: everything

Your home: always in my heart

Your friends: understand me.

Yourself: lots of things

Your birthday: an annual reminder that i am a year older than last year. and a reason to recieve gifts lol.

Your bedroom: my kingdom, my privacy

Your car: i don't have one

Your mobile: important

Your PC/laptop: my life

Blogging: an outlet. :)

Money: a paradox.

Right Now

Eating: nothing

Thinking: i really should get on with it.

Smelling: nothing

Watching: nothing

Listening to: Not a Love Song by Uh Huh Her (Liesha Hailey i love youuuu)

Feeling: hungry

Wearing: nightgown with a pair of boxers

Waiting for: the time to pass

Hating: quite a few things

Missing: a friend

Loving: lots of people and things

Worried about: a friend.

Planning: nothing.

Sitting in: a chair

Using: laptop

Annoyed with: 2 people.

Mention two things that...

Make you happy: cookies, Mika

That you're obsessed with: cookies, sex

Make you sad: backstabbing, hatred in the world

You hate: seafood and plastic girls

You're doing: reading and typing

You like to eat: pizza and pasta

Smell Bad: ammonia and men

That we probably dont know about you: go fuck yourself

That you did today: woke up and went to the bathroom :P

That are dangerous: jumping from the first floor, even though you don't die, you could break a leg, or be perfectly fine and playing with fire?? stupid question really..

That hurt: waxing and backstabbing.

Random

Tell us something your "3ax el nas" about: I hate NOOR and SANAWAT AL DAYA3. enough said.

Can you play any instruments? no but i'd love to play the violin

List four things that you are less than 3 meters away from: notepad, ac remote, water bottle and toothpicks.

If they were to make a movie about your life, what would that movie be called? Go Fuck Yourself. :D

Have you ever been told you look like someone, if yes, who? no (A) (have i mentioned how sucky it is to be in the closet?)

Are you enjoying this tag ? no can you fuck yourself?

What bad habits do you have ? i bite my nails

If you could have one day being the opposite gender, What would you do ? i'd cry because my clit has been mutated and caught the disease gigantism.

Worst Thing that has happened to you this year: blank

What's your current Habba Song ? what is Habba?

Any last words ? yes. Go fuck Your Self.

Time finished: 3: 43 am

Saudi Arabia Bans Dog Walking in Capital. WHAT THE LIVING FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

2008-08-02T12:34:00.004+03:00

Taken from here: http://abcnews.go.com/International/WireStory?id=5490035&page=1

Saudi Religious Police Ban Dog Walking, Sales of Dogs and Cats, Fearing Men Use Them to Flirt
By DONNA ABU-NASR Associated Press Writer
The Associated Press
RIYADH, Saudi Arabia

"Every single man knows: Walking a dog in the park is a sure babe magnet. Saudi Arabia's Islamic religious police, in their zeal to keep the sexes apart, want to make sure the technique doesn't catch on here.

The solution: Ban selling dogs and cats as pets, as well as walking them in public.

The prohibition went into effect Wednesday in the capital, Riyadh, and authorities in the city say they will strictly enforce it — unlike previous bans in the cities of Mecca and Jiddah, which have been ignored and failed to stop pet sales.

Violators found outside with their pets will have their beloved poodles and other furry companions confiscated by agents of the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice, the official name of the religious police, tasked with enforcing Saudi Arabia's strict Islamic code.

The commission's general manager, Othman al-Othman, said the ban was ordered because of what he called "the rising of phenomenon of men using cats and dogs to make passes at women and pester families" as well as "violating proper behavior in public squares and malls."

"If a man is caught with a pet, the pet will be immediately confiscated and the man will be forced to sign a document pledging not to repeat the act," al-Othman told the Al-Hayat newspaper. "If he does, he will be referred to authorities." The ban does not address women.

The Saudi-owned Al-Hayat announced the ban in its Wednesday edition, saying it was ordered by the acting governor of Riyadh province, Prince Sattam, based on an edit from the Council of Senior Islamic Scholars and several religious police reports of pet owners harassing women and families.

Commission authorities often do not formally announce to the public new rules that they intend to implement. Officials from the commission and Riyadh city government could not be reached for comment Thursday, which is a weekend day in Saudi Arabia. The English-language Arab News reported on the ban Thursday.

So far, the prohibition did not appear to have any effect in Riyadh. It's extremely rare, anyway, to see anyone in the capital walking a dog — much less carrying a cat in public — despite the authorities' claims of flirtatious young men luring girls with their pets in malls.

Salesmen at a couple of Riyadh pet stores said Thursday they did not receive any orders from the commission banning the sale of pets. Cats and dogs were still on display.

"I didn't hear of the ban," said Yasser al-Abdullah, a 28-year-old Saudi nurse, who was at one pet store with his 3-month-old collie, Joe.

Al-Abdullah, who also owns an 8-month-old Labrador, said a couple of Western friends had been told to get off the streets by the religious police for walking their dogs.

"I won't allow the commission to take my dogs from me," he said.

The religious police prowl streets and malls throughout the kingdom, ensuring unmarried men and women do not mix, confronting women they feel are not properly covered or urging men to go to prayers.

They also often make attempts to plug the few holes in the strict gender segregation that innovations bring. In 2004, for example, they tried to ban cameras on cell phones, fearing that men and women would exchange pictures of each other — though the prohibition was quickly revoked.

There was no word whether commission authorities intend to expand the dog and cat ban beyond the capital.

The prohibition may be more of an attempt to curb the owning of pets, which conservative Saudis view as a sign of corrupting Western influence, like the fast food, shorts, jeans and pop music that have become more common in the kingdom.

Although it has never been common to own pets in the Arab world, it's becoming increasingly fashionable among the upper class in Saudi Arabia and other countries such as Egypt.

In Islamic tradition, dogs are shunned as unclean and dangerous, though they are kept for hunting and guarding. In large cities around the Middle East, stray dogs are considered pests.

The ban on cats is more puzzling, since there's no similar disdain for them in Islamic tradition.

One of the Prophet Muhammad's closest companions was given the name Abu Huraira, Arabic for "the father of the kitten," because he always carried a kitten with him and a number of traditional stories of the prophet show Muhammad encouraging people to treat cats well."

I know they said it doesn't address women, but if i want to take my pet to the vet for whatever reason, i'll have to use the damned driver to get there and they could be retarded enough to stop and confiscate it! goddamn it. why do the rules keep on getting stupider? Honestly, it IS rare to see a man walking his dog or whatever. and since when can you take pets to the friggin mall? only time i've seen it was using the dog to look out the windows of the backseats of cars and that was basically it which is attention seeking which could be ignored. bloody hell.

Natalie Portman's Favorite Curse Word

2008-08-01T23:31:00.001+03:00

HILARIOUS! very unexpected! :D Enjoy.

Ditto

2008-07-29T11:56:00.001+03:00

Taken from Post Secret.

this is probably one of the most bitter feelings one could have...

Suntan Tattoo by Yu-Chiao Wang

2008-07-27T12:59:00.002+03:00

I have a crush on this woman for creating this. check it out. you can have a tattoolike body from sun tanning with a a special robe that has the design you want. Enjoy.

This is the original link from her portfolio which is amazing as well. She's pretty creative.

http://www.coroflot.com/public/individual_file.asp?individual_id=169301&portfolio_id=676057&name=Yu%2DChiao+Wang&country=198&sort_by=1&c=1&

If I Could,

2008-07-23T11:17:00.002+03:00

I would wake up everyday to an orgasm achieved from wet dream ;) ;)

who doesn't love wet dreams? :P

Angie Angie Angie!! faints

2008-07-21T07:27:00.006+03:00

WANTED!

if you hadn't yet watched that movie GET OFF YOUR ASS AND DO SO!

Good movie, good storyline and most importantly killer stares from Angelina Jolie. She's one bisexual that's too damn hot to handle! *melts*

WATCH IT!

Gosh i love that stare!

*MELTS*

One of My Fav Pics

2008-07-20T00:01:00.001+03:00

LOL i love it! :D

I Forgot to Tag 6 People in the Previous Post!

2008-07-04T14:21:00.002+03:00

So i'm tagging:

1) Ri

2) Feminist

3) Tinacious

4) nQ

5) Pan

6) Tammy, even though i know she might never stumble upon this blog it's fun to tag. you never know!

come on! State 6 unspectacular quirks of yours. Tag 6 people :D

Attempt Number 1 to do L's Tag :P

2008-07-02T04:11:00.002+03:00

I was tagged by L "State 6 unspectacular quirks of yours. Tag 6 people" L was too lazy so she tagged me 6 times instead!! L i'm going to need your help doing this!!! here's my first attempt at it.

1) i drink pepsi instead of coffee for breakfast.

2) i hate throwing away stuff, memories memories.

3) i could surprise my self sometimes, by staying in bed for a whole 6 hours straight, without going to sleep or getting up. It's only me and my imagination.

4) when everyone leaves me alone in the house, i take the chance to rock it in the nude :P

5) people think i'm weird when i tell them the age i would consider a woman should start calling herself old is 55. 40s is the new sexy 30s people!

6) when no one is around, and i'm going down the flight of stairs i grab my boobs for fun. :P

7) i say "huh?" a lot.

8) i used to collect receipts of stuff to make a collage of reciepts, but then i gave up and threw them.

9) I also used to collect phone recharge cards in order of sticking them together up the wall for no reason. i stopped that as well.

10) i wear boxers for sleep. i also wear them under my pants, except that i wear them with my underwear. they are so damn comfy.

11) i don't know how to use a blow dryer :/ my waves come out naturaly, except at the times when i need them to be waxy.

12) i don't know how to apply nail polish properly, i always end up making a mess.

13) i don't put eyeshadow, the the blushifier cheeck thing, lipstick, nor do i put foundation. i don't know how to do them and i really don't want to.

14) bottom line, for occasions i would only put eyeliner, mascara and lipgloss. :D

15) i own an swiss army knife and i carry it everywere i go.

16) i own a BB gun and a whole jar of bullets. i miss the old days were the nieghbors boys and i used to shoot at each other.

17) i wear my watch on the right hand

18) every single time i use the internet, i have to clear temporary files, cookies and history before i log off. i can't risk leaving anything behind. i also delete my email from the list of contacts that automatically saves when you use windows live. yeah living in the closet is hard.

19) i cannot stand straight people who are closed minded. they get on every nerve i've got.

20) when i laugh, i laugh really loud and i laugh a lot. i've got comments about some hating it, and some about how they like it.

21) i still get shy when i enter a lingerie shop.

22) i have a fantasy of sleeping with 4 women at the same time. please remember it's a FANTASY.

23) i get most of my t-shirts from the men's section usually. you won't believe the amount of girly stuff you can find there.

i'm tired. L i hope ur happy :P you'll help me through 24 to 36.

100th

2008-07-01T09:15:00.002+03:00

Summer.

Pride Parades.

Life changes.

Lots of new beginnings and endings.

it's the 100th post and i'm tempted to write 100 points about me, but i find it completely useless. so what i'll do now is exactly the same thing i do when i'm idea-less. Except this time you get to see the hottie behind Lizzy the Lezzy.

Ruth is hot!

Amazing Beatbox!

2008-06-12T04:56:00.002+03:00

Check out this amzing beatbox all the way from France! i could do the first part without the third noise. wish i could do it all. Enjoy! :D

He went all the way do doing vodafone commercials :D

Techno Kitties!!!!! ADORABLE!!

2008-05-25T18:30:00.004+03:00

they must have used laser to get them to all look around like that! hilariously cute! Enjoy! :D

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?cl=7951519

Kifayah and Jehan

2008-05-20T20:18:00.003+03:00

I stumbled upon this video channel, when L was showing me one hilarious video! These 2 Saudi Girls went to Chicago to do a project there. While they were they they did things that would be considered "daring" in Saudi. Here is the first video clip they made.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=t_4e_mJzupk

And this is their chanel. Their videos are hilarious and filled with sarcasm.

http://youtube.com/profile_videos?user=SaudiPrincesses&p=r

ENJOY THEM AS MUCH AS I DID! :D :D

This Woman Made My Day!

2008-05-09T11:02:00.002+03:00

Bulgarian Idol. Check it out :D WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RgL2MKfWTo

One of My All Time Favorite Song Lyrics

2008-04-28T00:36:00.002+03:00

I love the lyrics of this song. Makes me so proud and thankful i'm a woman. :D

She's Not Just A Pretty Face by Shania Twain

(Oh na, na, na) She hosts a T.V. show--she rides the rodeo
She plays the bass in a band
She's an astronaut-- a valet at the parking lot
A farmer working the land
She is a champion--she gets the gold
She's a ballerina--the star of the show

[Chorus:]
She's--not--just a pretty face
She's--got--everything it takes
She has a fashion line-- a journalist for "Time"
Coaches a football team
She's a geologist--a romance novelist
She is a mother of three
She is a soldier--she is a wife
She is a surgeon--she'll save your life

[Chorus:]
She's--not--just a pretty face
She's--got--everything it takes
She's--mother--of the human race
She's--not--just a pretty face

Oh, oh, yeah Oh na, na, na, na.....
She is your waitress--she is your judge--
she is your teacher
She is every woman in the world

Oh, la, la, la
She flies an airplane-- she dirve a subway train
At night she pumps gasoline
She's on the council--she's on the board
She's a politician--she praises the Lord

[Repeat Second Chorus]

No, she's (she's) not (not)-- just a pretty face
She's (she's) got (got)--everything it takes
She's--not--just a pretty face
She's got everything it takes
She's not just a pretty face

2008-04-20T02:42:00.001+03:00

I read this somewhere:

"Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired"

..... being single sucks like hell.

Posting in L's Brain Style 2

2008-03-27T11:56:00.002+03:00

i miss you Lebo, we should have lunch again sometime :P

1) i wish to spread love and warmth and happiness to everyone.

2) shaving is a lot more fun when you know someone else will enjoy the result ;)

3) hmmmmm i think i'm at a point were a one night stand is something i would go for.

4) which means that i wish to have a one night stand with Elizabeth Hurley.

5) how come i don't see any greenery around in Riyadh?

6) is anyone going to participate in Earth Hour? i am. Go ahead sign up, make something good to mother earth.

7) i wonder if you can bungee jump from the sky bridge of Kingdom Tower... Much much fun!

I Wish

2008-03-15T16:12:00.001+03:00

I wish I was closer to you than your clothes are to your body...

Student Who Was Murdered For Being Gay

2008-03-01T18:27:00.002+03:00

MTV news
Feb 21, 2008
By Chris Harris

Lawrence King -- Student Who Was Murdered For Being Gay -- To Be Honored With National Day Of Silence

Candlelight vigils also being organized to raise awareness about California hate crime.
By Chris Harris

Two days before a shotgun-wielding Steven Kazmierczak shot 21 students inside a lecture hall on the campus of Northern Illinois University, taking the lives of five people as well as his own, 15-year-old Lawrence "Larry" King was shot in the head at the E.O. Green School in Oxnard, California, reportedly for being gay. He was in the eighth grade.

Three days after the shooting, on February 15, King was taken off life support and pronounced dead.

King's killer, 14-year-old Brandon McInerney, apparently targeted the student because he was openly gay and sometimes dressed in women's clothes. King also wore makeup and jewelry to class on occasion. It's possible that McInerney, who has been charged with murder and the commission of a hate crime, will be tried as an adult, which means he could face 50 years to life in prison if convicted.

King's death came 10 years after the brutal murder of University of Wyoming student Matthew Shepard, who was also killed because of his sexual orientation. But for some reason, King's murder generated just a fraction of the media coverage that follows most school-shooting incidents. In fact, most of the initial reports about the killing were turned out by local news agencies, and the national media didn't catch up until several days later.

A series of candlelight vigils have been held throughout the U.S. in the wake of the student's death (an estimated 1,000 people marched in Oxnard the weekend following the murder), in an effort to raise awareness of what many feel was a largely underreported case. MTV News attended one such vigil on Friday night, just outside of Los Angeles, where dozens gathered — not with candles but glowsticks — to remember King.

Now the Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network (GLSEN), a leading gay-rights student organization, has decided to make King's murder one of the central themes of this year's annual Day of Silence on April 25.

"This year, we're going to incorporate, within the Day of Silence, a way for students to remember Lawrence King and sort of use it as a day to honor him and to bring attention to what happened," said GLSEN spokesperson Daryl Presgraves. "The overall themes will include King and the immediate need to address anti-LGBT harassment. If ever there were a sign that schools need to realize how far such harassment can go, and why it's important to address it now, it's Lawrence King."

Since King's murder, there have been 30 candlelight vigils throughout the country, with one planned for Washington, D.C., early next week (a complete list of these events can be found at GLSEN.org). Presgraves wasn't sure exactly how the national Day of Silence would commemorate King's passing, but said the theme of the day will be remembering the slain student.

"It's a prevalent and pervasive problem in all of our schools," he said of anti-LGBT violence and bullying, adding that he's not quite sure why King's death was all but ignored by the national media. "For whatever reason, there's still a lack of willingness to address the anti-LGBT bullying that goes on in schools. We don't know why, but there's still sort of this sense of having our heads buried in the sand. What happened to Lawrence King is a much more isolated incident, but what happened leading up to his death happens to youth every day, all the time. He was just expressing himself, and we're seeing more of this — youth are being open at an earlier age, and they are proud of their identities, but that doesn't mean someone won't bully them for it. In this case, King was bullied to such an extreme ... you can't get worse than that."

In addition to organizing the national Day of Silence, GLSEN pushes for anti-LGBT-bullying legislation, and works with schools to tackle the problem. Currently, there are only 10 states that protect students from bullying based on sexual orientation: California, Connecticut, Iowa, Maine, Massachusetts, Minnesota, New Jersey, Vermont, Washington and Wisconsin. Five of those states protect students based on gender expression and identity (California, Iowa, Maine, Minnesota and New Jersey).

"We encourage all states that it's something they can start addressing," Presgraves said. "In almost every state, there is something that can be done right away."

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This is so sad, i am speechless. 15... Ellen is completely right, we are no second-class citizens. May you rest in peace, Larry King.

Go to this website to see Ellen talking about it:

http://www.livevideo.com/video/embedLink/0689C918674A47C6B841A2667EFE1180/544919/second-class-citizens.aspx

1...at last :D

2008-02-15T16:05:00.004+03:00

I can't believe it, i'm down to one crush.
I stopped having a crush on her on wednesday, after i heard that ringtone on her phone... "I want to spend my lifetime loving you, if that is all in life i ever do"
She is loving and is being loved in return.
She's got love.
Lots of it.
So much so that she shows it to the world and doesn't care.
I like that.
I'm happy she's happy.
I will never forget how the crush on her started; she was simply deep in concentration and sipping on a can of pepsi.
I'm at peace, i've got a crush...ONE crush and that hasn't happened in a long long time :D

One of them Random Posts

2008-02-08T22:04:00.000+03:00

(.)(.) She cares!....WAAAAAY after i got over the crush i had on her. it's nice to see someone caring that way :)

(.)(.) Did anyone notice the new 1 riyal?

(.)(.) I need to stop having simultanious crushes because it's a killer.

(.)(.) Are there any hot soothing completely relaxing back massages that are done IN a hot jacuzzi? if there is WHERE? If there isn't then i'll introduce it and have it called the "Dyke in Saudi Experience!!"

(.)(.) Everyday for the past week i've switched my watch from my right hand to my left and then back again. Wierd.

(.)(.) I feel utterly jaded at the moment

(.)(.) ILOVE the host of "So You Think You Can Dance" She's so HOT!!! and Lacey! ooooh Lacey, Lacey, Lacey!

(.)(.) bewbs

(.)(.) I get extremly shy when i go to salon. I get this uncomfortable yet so mezmerizing feeling when i go there. Last time i was at Mariyah the woman doing my eyebrows told me to "Relax!" lol. I tend to bluuuush!

(.)(.) Any lesbian would think that having a shopping mall strictly for women would be heaven but it really isn't. coughmamlakahcough. The women there walk around putting tons and tons of paint on thier faces. I think they literay just dip their faces in the make up when they want to apply it :S. They look too plasticy! can someone please explain to me the mentality behind putting so much make up that you think there's a wedding going on in the shopping mall!!! But i must admit some women there are extremly beautiful.

(.)(.) That's all for now.

Tag

2008-01-15T17:26:00.000+03:00

Happy new yearas everyone, 15 days late :P

So i'll do this tag, that i did a year ago (the post is here) and i'll list the:

Things you did for the first time in 2007:

1) Sit in the passenger seat of a taxi when alone for the sake of trying it out during the summer in an arab country. i LOVED the reaction. the taxi driver was nervous, vigilant and i got to were i wanted to much quicker :D he never saaw that one comin! LOL

2) come home after my curfew.

3) meeting someone from online. MUCH MUCH FUN!

4) singing to my online friends :D

i really can't remember anything new i did in 2007 :S i can't have spent a whole year of my life without AT LEAST doing 12 brand new things in my life....can i? : this just proves how boring it is here >_>

Family Forensics Ain't Fun for a Muff Muncher Living in the Middle East

2007-12-27T19:53:00.000+03:00

While i was lazily flipping through the channels today, i stopped and saw an episode of "Family Forensics" starting on mbc 4, so i thought i'd give it a shot and HOLY CRAP! i would never ever want my room to be investigated like that! :S Some person of the family calls them up and they come and have the family leave for a 2 day for a vacation at a resort where they TRY to relax but can't due to the fact that a forensics team is looking through everything in their house! Damn! How voilating that must feel.

I definately wouldn't want that happening to me, thank you very much! The biggest secret i've to hide is being a muff muncher. Everything else is pretty much just out there. So if my room would be searched they would find:

1) a book called "From Queer to Eternity: Spirituality in the Lives of Lesbian, Gay and Bisexual People" By Peter Sweasy.

2) Another book "Sexuality in the Arab World" by Samir Khalaf and John Gagnon (there's a whole chapter there about the gay movements in Lebanon)

3) Rainbow flag that i colored in a while ago snuck somewhere, i can't remember. Rainbow pins, rainbow earings bla bla bla blaaaa

4) Seasons 2 and 4 of the L word hidden under the bed.

5) evidence on a chair that might indicate much activity at late hours...

not much if i was out and proud, but loads here.

Thank God i don't have sex toys.......yet ;)

Happy Birthday!

2007-12-19T02:07:00.000+03:00

Happy Birthday!!! dear pussy eating, muff munching, boob grabbing, clit sucking blog! :D you are 1 now!

on another note, happy eid to those who celebrate it.

The Broccoli Must Die

2007-12-13T07:18:00.000+03:00

This song is dedicated to L and all the broccoli eaters out there. *dances*

The Secret Behind the Lifestyle of A Man.....by 15-year-old me

2007-12-10T01:29:00.000+03:00

I was looking at my folders today and i stumbled upon a theory i wrote 2 years. i read it and laughed my head off! how things change! i realised i was such a teenage cliche! when i'm angry, i'm REALLY angry and i would go WAY into the extreme. And man! i was what stereotype that the media negatively portrays of lesbians: a man-hating, feminist muff muncher!! (feminists are not man hating there are men who are feminists, i'll write a post about feminism soon)

So i decided to share it with you. Please note that now i do not hate men nor do i still think of them as animals. I like them, just not in a sexual way. I also am no longer a sexist :)

The secret behind the lifestyle of a man.
This I could not help but think of. I am a sexist, can't deny. All men are perverts, whether they're heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual. They have 2 heads and one of them is unfortunately dominated by the other. The first head (the brain) which is normally used for thinking. Women normally use this. But men only use the gray thing called a brain when needed to protect head number 2: The Dick. Full stop. They always need to protect their dicks. It’s the only thing they have. A man feels so insecure about the size and length of his penis. All men do. They believe it's all what they have. I actually pity men; I consider them animals rather than human beings. Anyways back to my philosophy. Most teenage boys are stupid. Probably because they are controlled by head number 2. Unfortunately for women, this will remain in men their whole lives. A smart teenage boy is not smart for no reason. he is smart because he is smart enough to look ahead in life and think "how will I provide better pleasure for my number 2 head?" He starts to realize he needs to use head number 1 (the brain) in order to obtain this. So he studies and aims for a job which gets a lot of money. Then he buys a house which is good for him because now he is not limited with space for masturbation as it used to be when he was living with his parents. Of course let's not forget he leads a promiscuous life. Just like cats. Better risk of getting AIDS, faster death rates of men, good for me! So if he cannot be promiscuous then he can still masturbate. Fantasizing is the only creative thing they can do with head number 1. He continues to lead a promiscuous and fantasizing life until he is physically unable. Even when he is unable, he still leads on such a life. All thanks to Viagra. He might even die from the effect of Viagra (just like the death of that prince of UAE or Kuwait I can't remember. Viagra was suspected of the cause of his death. Imagine that!) So you see, it all fits! (or maybe I've just gone mad)

"The Ten Rules" ( a lesbian survival guide)

2007-12-07T22:33:00.000+03:00

Hilarious short film of about 30 mins about how to survive as a lesbian! I loved the sketch in part 1 ;)

Enjoy! :D

Part 1:

Part 2:

Part 3:

I wish..

2007-11-30T17:19:00.000+03:00

I wish I was the Pepsi she was sipping on...

Posting in L's Brain Style

2007-11-11T19:10:00.000+03:00

Yeah so i saw this on L's Brain's blog and i thought i'd give writing random thoughts about random things randomly... :D

1) mmmm how did women ever live without chocolate??

2) why is it a "social must" to wear your watch on your left? i wear mine on my right..

3) "omg ew she's a lesbian and OMG she was sooooo proud of herself it was sick i tell you"..........you can go FUCK YOURSELF for all i care!!! the bathroom is down the hall to the right, bitch.

4) once upon entering a room full of women: "OH MY! how many clitorises are in here?????"

5) there are many cute things in the world. and everyone is cute in thier own ways.

6) i won't look down.
i won't look down.
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OMG OMG O.O!!! CAMELTOE!
ok ok breathe!
i won't stare.
i won't stare.
i won't stare.
i won't stare.
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DAMN IT! She probably knows.

she = this teacher...

7) who is better at male bashing than lesbians? a 50-year-old-straight, married woman. trust me ;)

8) stop winking! you don't know what it does to me woman!

9) chocolate chocolate chocolateeee! MMM

10) i can't stop wishing i lived in khobar. damn it!

11) omg i love her smile! This random woman in the supermarker! i love that when she was looking away and noticed me smiling she looked back and smiled and didn't break eye contact the way people usually do... her SMIIILE!

12) yes i do have a thing for the way a woman smiles. i'm all yours if you have a smile and a bag of cookies :P

13) i want to be a messuse! what is more sexy than giving hot sexy back massages to women?SPIRIT FINGERRRRS! i also want to invent giving massages without using my hands ;) maybe my mouth (kissing) or some other body part/parts

14) *censored*

15) can there be love before sex? how come everyone says no?? what happened to woeing? to all the romance? and finding love! no time is not an answer! are we becoming like men? "for women, sex is a derivative of love. for men, love is a derivative of sex"...

16) lol my friend has the cutest typos on earth! they are ADORABLE!

17) ahh Italian food...MMM

18) sometimes JUST sometimes acting straight is fun. because if you have a crush on a girl who's homophobic and you can't do anything about it and she's one of those straight people who "enjoy acting gay"...this is where the fun comes in. i used to get worked up about it because they don't know how we feel but i told myself "know what? let me play along...after all i won't be acting and they won't ever know (6)" and DAMN! you just gotta be careful and descreet about it though, because they might they JUST might, be able to feel that there's something different about the way you are "acting" touching her... so beware straight girls, because you never know when a closeted lesbian is feeling you up ;)

Liberty making out with Sexy Blindfolded Justice!

2007-11-08T10:32:00.000+03:00

the blindfold just makes it kinkaaay!

what more does any homosexual want than that?

Liberty.

and.

Justice.

Gray is Sexy, Especially When You're Proud of It

2007-11-01T10:38:00.000+03:00

I LOOOOOOVE THESE WOMEN! Rock on ladies!

My favorite is number 5

Which one is yours? :D

Margaret Cho and Lesbians!

2007-10-29T16:41:00.000+03:00

MARGARET CHO I love you, you crazy bi woman!

lol this is a clip from the show "I'm The One That I Want" when she talks about her lesbian experience and realising her sexuality. I know this is a filler post but whenever i feel down i watch this clip and it's always a good laugh!

lol i love the horse naming prim and proper british lady! ROCK ON! i LOVE when she copies her mom LOOOL! "you havuh cool mamy" lol her mom is hilarious!

If you want to watch the whole show click here

Her Man: First lesbian film from an Arab film-maker?

2007-10-19T05:38:00.000+03:00

CHECK THIS OUT!!!
link to article here: http://www.mideastyouth.com/2007/10/16/her-man-first-lesbian-film-from-an-arab-film-maker/

"Author: Esra'a (Bahrain) - October 16, 2007

29 year old Egyptian film maker, Aiten Amin, shot a short film that concerns one of the biggest taboos in the region; homosexuality. Her film is called “Ragilha,” which in Arabic means “Her Man.” According to Gulf News:

A brave move for the Middle East, Her Man explores the emotion and consequences of a forbidden sexual relationship between two women.

And if you’re wondering, yes it includes the sex scene:

But unlike the usual flash sex scene, where the deed is glazed over and played down, Amin decided to show the scene.

Why did she decided to take on this big challenge? Aiten explains:

“They are circumstances which happen everyday and should be spoken about, not swept under the carpet. I believe censorship needs to be challenged and we can only do that by pushing the boundaries and exploring further.”

The film is apparently based on a book by Ahdaf Soueif, an Egyptian novelist and socio-political commentator. It will be included in the current Middle East International Film Festival, taking place in Abu Dhabi, UAE, and was also shown in the Arab Women’s Film Festival.

Aiten’s writings are also featured in What Women Want, and one of her latest articles is one where she profiles fellow young film-maker Yafa El Guiwily.

Does anyone know if this is the first Arab film that explores a romantic/sexual relationship between two men or women? I have never heard of any before this.

Personally, I am very glad to see young Arabs excel in the field of film-making, especially if it deals with issues of taboos which are usually strictly censored throughout the region. However that is not the only factor. Our silence on many social issues are often results of self-censorship due to fear of harsh criticism and violent reactions. I think it takes a lot of courage to challenge censorship especially if this censorship is not just state-sponsored, but enforced by close-minded, intellectually sheltered societies.

I haven’t seen Aiten’s film yet, so I unfortunately cannot comment any further, however I’m naturally a fan of anything inspiring and unique especially if it goes against the “flow.” Keep your eyes out for this film, and if you get your hands on it let us know what you think!"

ROCK ON!!!!!! I already love this woman!

on another note, it breaks my heart to see Ellen cry!! :((

LGBT Friendly Campuses

2007-10-05T19:59:00.000+03:00

Check THIS out!! :D :D :D

Lizzy and National Coming Out Day!

2007-10-03T02:24:00.000+03:00

October 11th is National Coming Out Day in the States and Lizzy the Lezzy sings a song to the closeted ones! . :P You know i had to post it ;)

Saudi National Day

2007-09-23T02:14:00.000+03:00

Today is Saudi National Day where everything, everyone all over the place goes GREEN! This treand has been started very recently to celebrate national day going green! and people go wild and crazy!

Expectations of what's to happen on Saudi National Day:

1) everybody goes outside. whether it's Faisalia (pointy tower) or Mamlaka (tower with the triangular shaped hole..) or anywhere, OUT is the place to be! Most stores and places would be closed though...except probably resturaunts.

2) Part of going green would be spray painting the cars, or glitarizing them in green, or covering the car with flags or . some would go to the extreme of having their Hummer windows bordered with 100 Riyal notes from the inside. 100 riyals isn't green though, it's purple now. Another way to go green with your car would be wearing green and sticking half your body out of the window and drive.

3) And then of course the dancing! How could it happen without it? stop the cars in the middle of the road, stop all the traffic and dance. frustrating when you need to be somewhere but interesting at the same time.

random green afro guy

4) Maybe fireworks?

All the things listed above are what happens on the outside...what happens in the women's section of the mall in Kingdom shpping center? what happens in the amusement parks where it's only women without thier abayas? here's a pic of women on the outside.

what happens on the inside is that everything becomes also green! and the girls are packed in groups! some would be singing the anthem or some nationalistic song. wearing green bandanas, green nail polish, green earrings, green shirt, pants, shoes,wearing the flag as a cloak and walking around with it, green braceletes. some go as far as dying their hair green. Some get music and dance (not blocking anything) You end up having your own gaydar go green! :P It's funner when girls do it! :P

Let's Just Pretend.

2007-09-21T16:03:00.000+03:00

let's pretend that once upon a time a lesbian named dykeinsaudi went into one of them "chatrooms".

let's pretend she entered the lesbians chatroom.

lets also pretend she kept blocking all arabic people who claimed to be lesbians, for she knew 99.9% of them were straight guys pretending to be lesbians, as if lesbians would fall for that! The ones who probably do are first timers.

So with the all the pretending going on she meets a bisexual from a European country, no emphasis whatsoever on any european country especially not Romania, just a european country.
chat chat chat, email exchanges fast forward where the [insert a word that indicates sexual starters here]ness begins.

So the eurobi asks dykeinsaudi about the number of contractions dykeinsaudi gets when she hits orgasm. She misunderstood her delayed reply as misunderstanding the question, therefore repeating it again. what dykeinsaudi was actually pretending to think was:

"GOODNESS! DOES THAT ACTUALLY MATTER? wow talk about pressure! you want to make the other person "hot" and by doing that you count the number of contractions you get when you peak away????? YOU'RE ORGASMING FOR CRYING OUTLOUD! what more do you want? wow she might be making herself horny on purpose, as if pointing a gun on herself or something :S"

yadda yadda yadda, exchange of "the numbers" happens yadda yadda yadda, some are happy some are confused yadda yadda yadda aaaaand then eurobi has to go.

so moral of this story is: no moral. i just want to know if that actually matters or not. i personally find that orgasming in itself is just enough.

vowed not to go to chatrooms a year ago, vowed again not to even think of visiting it even if it's once a year.

I Wish I Could Kick You, Dykalicious...

2007-09-20T01:37:00.000+03:00

for

deleting

your

profile.

Changing the blog title and the blog address seems like too much work for me to do,
which i won't do. I'll probably make a shrine of you on this blog or something...unless you come back. The dykeship isn't complete without you ya know...

on a much lesser note, Happy Ramadan to all those who celebrate it. Did anyone check out the decorations shopping center of Faisaliah made?

Back with a Tag

2007-09-07T07:29:00.000+03:00

Yep back from fun, sun, beaches and topless women. :P Hope everybody enjoyed their summer.

So i've been tagged by L's Brain. Here goes:

1- Available or Single: Single (which means i could do this)

2- Best friend: rocks all the way!

3- Cake or Pie: both. chocolate fudge cake, blueberry cheesecake and apple pie. :D (food + sex = erotic)

4- Essential Items: Ipod, phone and laptop.

5- Favorite Color: black, orange, purple.

6- Gummy bears or Worms: Gummy Worms

8– Indulgence:many to list. current moment: Maltesers

9- January or February: uhh, why? guess i'd go with January but i really don't see a difference...

10– Kids: Tiny adorable creatures with tiny adorable hands that roam the earth in constant wonder and curiosity.

11– Life: *sings* is a CABARET!

12- Marriage: dream on...unless you mean Disney world.

13- Number of siblings: 056-you-guess!

14- Orange or Apple: orange.

15– Phobias: ...

16- Favorite Quote: - "huh?"

17- Reason to Smile: putting your ipod on the loudest and looking around at everything around you...

18– Season: Summer

19- Tag three people:
Dykalicious: girl, where are you?
Kgb: i'm bringing you back just for this tag.
nQ: i desperately needed to know if you liked gummy bears or worms.:P
and everyone on the connections and you, the one reading this. [hey it said 3 people!]

20- Unknown fact about me: Oooh the good part!
Planes turn me on. The stage where we are ready for landing. The stomach flops are almost the same as the ones i have when i really really really like a woman.

21- Worst habit: being messy.

22- Favorite food: Italian. [Kgb you better do this tag]

23- Zodiac: being mysterious is sexy..;)

Lizzy the Lezzy's Munch-A-Mate: Find Arlan a Date! AND Lizzy the Lezzy - Episode 11 - "temptation"

2007-07-19T23:56:00.000+03:00

So Lizzy has a lesbian mate who needs a hot date. Fun!

And episode 11 from lizzy the lezzy...

I LOVE YOU LIZZY! IT'S NOT A CHOICE! That's how my muff gets munched too ;).

a lesson from life

2007-07-17T03:57:00.000+03:00

Peeing moments after having an orgasm is extremly difficult. [keyword is moments, not minutes]

Lesson learned: don't masturbate when you can masturbate later. in other words if you are horny and needing the loo, loo it first.

Lizzy the Lezzy & Gary the Gay Episode 4

2007-07-06T23:30:00.000+03:00

pfffhehe GAYS! Niqa is right, he should bugger off!

Lizzy the Lezzy & Gary the Gay Episode 3 - Easter Special

2007-07-05T17:45:00.000+03:00

She looks so cute in the bunny! lol can she please have some cunni???

Lizzy the Lezzy & Gary the Gay Episode 2

2007-07-05T00:46:00.000+03:00

second episode lol.

Lizzy the Lezzy & Gary the Gay Episode 1

2007-07-03T23:27:00.000+03:00

Yo people! Wazzaaow!

how's the summer goin?

Yep, a new lizzy the lezzy episode with her friend gary the gay.

Vibrating Tongue

2007-06-21T15:28:00.000+03:00

I was on Candy's blog and she got some new sex toys, so i was commenting about how we need to make moaning vibrating tongues when skunk lead's me to this on you tube! CHECK IT OUT! That's one huge tongue. Thanks skunk. :D

Advert for Straight Women

2007-06-19T15:30:00.000+03:00

Women are great.

Women are amazing.

Women are awesome multitaskers (ok i know that there are who aren't, such as myself)

Women are multitaskers.

Multitaskers.

....

MULTITASKERS... you know what i'm sayin'?

*scene of a couple coupulating. everything seems good except that the woman isn't happy. scene changes to them sleeping, except the woman isn't asleep while the man next to her is DEAD asleep*

*female advert voice scene of the woman sitting at a table resting her head on her hand in frustration*

Are you sick and tired of NOT having orgasms? *woman looks up, nods*

Are you frustrated with how thickheaded he can be? *more nodding*

Are you fed up with the widely used most boring sexual position ever, missionary? *rolling eyes BIG time, sighs, lifts hands up in frustration and says "YES" in the most frustrated most annoyed voice ever*

If so? we have a solution for you. *eyes glint with hope*

You are a woman, no? *happy little nod*

You multitask, no? *smiles*

Well in where you work, don't the womens' part have a better management and work place than the mens section? Well ofcourse it does! Because you all multitask TOGETHER!
*big happy smile*

Now imagine 2 funny, crazy, witty, pretty female homosexual multitaskers in bed. *HAPPY GASP*

Be on the happy side and join the gays because MULTITASKING DOESN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!!!!!! *fading scene were same woman is in bed, only this time with another woman, where is is extaticaly high with nice romantic music in the background* We welcome you with ~~spreadout legs~~ open arms!

DISCLAIMER: THIS AD WAS MEANT TO BE HUMOROUS AND IT MEANS NOT TO PORTRAY THAT WOMEN CAN "JUST TURN LESBIAN", BECAUSE SEXUALITY IS IN FACT, NOT A CHOICE. HOW A FEMALE KNOWS WHETHER OR NOT SHE IS GAY IS SIMPLY BY LETTING HER CLITORIS GUIDE HER. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR APPRECIATION.

2007-06-16T03:34:00.000+03:00

summer in Riyadh is B-O-R-I-N-G

Lizzy The Lezzy L Word Special 2- Season 4

2007-06-09T13:07:00.000+03:00

Another Lizzy the Lezzy episode! I know i would have loved it more if i had watched the L word. It has spoilers (it said in the description lol). Here it is. :D Have a good one.

Who Likes Photoshop? I Do! I Do!

2007-05-29T12:24:00.000+03:00

Checkout this photoshopped picture of Angelina Jolie and Monica Belluci. :D

You otta lubbs photoshop!

Always Apologize, Always Explain by Martha Beck from O, The Oprah Magazine , September 2004

2007-05-27T12:41:00.000+03:00

I found this article on msn today and i think it's pretty useful. i *ehems* just added a few words to it.

Why the two words, "I'm sorry" can be the most rewarding.

I was a mere child when the classic tear gusher Love Story hit theaters in 1970, but I wept along with the adult audience as the dying Ali MacGraw told the darling Ryan O'Neal, "Love means never having to say you're sorry." Two years later, I saw another movie, What's Up, Doc?, in which Barbra Streisand's character repeated the very same line to the very same actor. This time, however, O'Neal had an answer. "That's the dumbest thing I ever heard," he said.

For me, that was a lightbulb moment. I'd been swept along by the romance of Love Story, but even as I'd watched it, I'd felt an uncomfortable tickle in my brain. Young as I was (practically fetal, I swear), something was telling me that real lovers say they're sorry quite often. Sincerely. Fervently, even. This is not because dismal feelings like shame and regret are necessary components of a relationship, but because without apology no relationship would be free of them. Everyone does things that bother or hurt others; a bit of inconvenient procrastination will do it, or a grumpy comment made in a stressful moment. When we lack the ability to say we're sorry, minor offenses eventually accumulate enough weight to sink any relationship. But the simple act of apologizing can reestablish goodwill even when our sins are much, much graver. Of course, it must be done right. A lame, badly constructed apology can do more damage than the original offense. Fortunately, the art of effective apology is simple, and mastering it can mean a lifetime of solid, resilient relationships.

When to Apologize

I've heard many clients discuss and anticipate the "perfect moment" for an apology, claiming that premature contrition would just be too darn hard on the person they've wronged. Here's what I think: The perfect moment to apologize is the moment you realize you've done something wrong.

This seems obvious when we're contemplating somebody else's sins, but in the harsh light of our own guilt, we often try to protect ourselves from shame or censure by waiting for the heat to blow over. We may try to postpone apologizing or avoid it altogether by lying, blaming others, making excuses or justifying our actions. The impulse to go into such a stall is a big ol' signal. When you really don't want to say you're sorry, it's almost certainly time to do so.

On the other hand, you may be one of those people who apologize when they haven't done anything wrong. This is as false as failing to say you're sorry when circumstances warrant it. If you frequently apologize, it's time to stop. This kind of pseudo-apology may ease awkward conversations, but it's a form of crying wolf—it distracts attention from real issues and weakens meaningful apologies when the time for them arrives.

How to Apologize

Apologizing is rarely comfortable or easy, so if you're going to do it at all, make it count. Aaron Lazare, MD, a psychiatrist and dean of the University of Massachusetts Medical School, has spent years studying acts of contrition in every context, from interpersonal to international. He has found that, to be effective, most apologies need to contain the following elements:

Full acknowledgment of the offense. Start by describing exactly what you did wrong, without avoiding the worst truths. Once the facts are out, acknowledge that your behavior violated a moral code. It doesn't matter whether you and the person you've hurt shares the same ethics: If you've broken your own rules, you're in the wrong. Accept responsibility.
An explanation. A truthful explanation is your best shot at rebuilding a strong, peaceful relationship. The core-deep explanation for your behavior is your key to changing for the better. Explanations help you and your victim understand why you misbehaved and assure both of you that the offense won't recur. Excuses merely deflect responsibility. Leave them out of your apology.
Genuine expression of remorse. Anyone who has been on the receiving end of the comment "I'm sorry you feel that way" knows the difference between sincere regret and an attempt to avoid responsibility for bad behavior. Few things are less likely to evoke forgiveness than an apology without remorse.
Reparations for damage. An apology includes real repair work—not just saying "I'm sorry." Often there will be nothing tangible to repair; hearts and relationships are broken more often than physical objects. In such cases, your efforts should focus on restoring the other person's dignity. The question "What else do you want me to do?" can start this process. If you ask it sincerely, really listen to the answer and act on the other party's suggestions, you'll be honoring their feelings, perspective and experience. The knowledge that one is heard and valued has incredible healing power; it can mend even seemingly irreparable wounds.

After Apologizing

When you really apologize, you should feel good about yourself. An effective apology is, as Lazare puts it, "an act of honesty, an act of humility, an act of commitment, an act of generosity, and an act of courage." But there's no guarantee that the other person involved will share your warm fuzzies. The final gallant act of apology is to release your former victim from any expectation of forgiveness. No matter how noble you have been, he/she will forgive—or refuse to forgive—on his/her terms. That is his/her right.

Anne Lamott refers to forgiveness as "giving up all hope of having had a different past." The same words apply to apologizing. An apology is the end of our struggle with history, the act by which we untangle from our past by accepting what it actually was. From this truthful place we are free to move forward, whether or not we are forgiven. Apologizing doesn't make us perfect, but it shows our commitment to be honest about our imperfections and steadfast in our efforts to do better.

It reminds us of what Ali MacGraw's Love Story character died too young to learn: that love means always being willing to say you're sorry.

Herrre's SUMMER! :D

2007-05-20T20:41:00.000+03:00

YO PPL!

SummeR vacation started!!!

like 10 days ago but was too lazy to even bring it up *lazy faced*

This is how summer makes me feel :)

as well as

and

I hope everyone enjoys their summer vacation.

I LOVE YOU ALL! :*

Pure YUMMYNESS =...

2007-05-16T13:18:00.000+03:00

..CHARLIZE THERON!!!

YUMMEH! Love the HAT!

Meh Meh!. Shoulder! SHOULDER!!! Gohd! i want to tickle that bone on her back! SHOULDER!!!

AYEEE! the strap!!! *goes nuts*

*censored thoughts*

Sorry. it's Saudi :D :P

ISN'T

SHE

JUST

L-I-C-K-A-B-L-E?

SEXEH SMEXXEH!

(i blame this post on a friend of mine who sent me this pic. yew know hew yew are *POKES* :P *Drools*

OHH! and i just LUUURVE the J'adore commercials!

Gohd! i love her jawline!

This one that airs on mbc 2 or 4 doesn't show the last 3 secs. watch it and you will know why. I wish it was a bit clearer!!! I just LOVE how she throws the necklace on the floor and that catwalk! MREOWWWWOOOWW! *devil emotion* mehehehehe!

Big Gay Sketch Show - The Facts Of Life

2007-05-11T18:31:00.001+03:00

Hee hee! Stone butch meets femme! Lesbian love story LOL!

'I'll sleep in the kitchen!'
'The LAST thing you'll do in the kitchen is sleep!'
*giggles* 'You're right...I'm fat!'

Big Gay Sketch Show - Political Project Runway

2007-05-11T18:05:00.001+03:00

Ha ha! Political Project Runway! Does anyone here watch Project Runway? Something called wikipedia...*hums innocently*

I LOVE Condolezza Rice in the beginning! Ha ha! Man, I wish there were more episodes, but since it's fairly new...ugh, hurry up americans and post more episodes on youtube!

Lizzy the Lezzy - Episode 10 - "exes" and Deb the Dyke

2007-05-08T03:59:00.000+03:00

eh i just woke up :S anyways, I LOVE LIZZY! she plays the guitar! oh sexy smexy!

I

LOVE

HER!

"te tew neow te tew neow"

And Deb the Dyke, I saw her first! i saw her first! COME TO PAPA??? lool

Lizzy the Lezzy - Episode 9 - "for the blind"

2007-05-06T02:27:00.000+03:00

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

VAGINA!!!!

"I wouldn't do thaaat"

I love her!

Lizzy the Lezzy - Episode 8 - "for the deaf"

2007-05-06T00:22:00.000+03:00

So, the other day nQ was asking whether or not there are any new Lizzy the Lezzy episodes and i didn't bother looking until today and yes there are!! enjoy this one. i loved it!

She's Right, It Would've Been Funny...

2007-05-03T17:45:00.000+03:00

From beloved About.com:

Lesbian Books are Not a Sleep Aid
Kathy Belge, About.com’s Lesbian Life Guide alerted me to a situation all lesbian book lovers need to be aware of. If your kids “accidentally” get hold of a highly recommended book about lesbian sexuality and women’s health, it could result in many sleepless nights. From a news item on 365gay.com:

A Bentonville, Arkansas man is demanding the city pay him $20,000 for the pain and suffering of his sons after they discovered a book on lesbian sex in their local library.

"[They were] greatly disturbed" said Earl Adams his letter to the city. "[We had] many sleepless nights in our house."

Adams wants $10,000 per child, the maximum allowed under the Arkansas obscenity law.

As Belge points out, this would be hilariously funny if it weren’t ultimately about getting sexual health books, specifically queer sexual health books, out of the public library system.

Read more - About Lesbian Life: Felice Newman Responds - Lesbian Sex Book Author Reacts to Dad's Claims "

HAHAHAHA! sleepless nights! lool i can't believe he wants the books out of the library. It's his kids' fault! sheesh!

What famous Lesbian Do You Most Resemble?

2007-04-29T16:01:00.000+03:00

i am Rosie. lol who are you? do it and reply in the comments. i would sooo be a defender of the gays!

What famous lesbian do you most closely resemble? Your Result: Rosie O'Donnell You're loud, brash, braizen and a little crazy. When it comes to your opinion you, you don't hold back. Life has been quite different since you came out of the closet and thank god, because you are a staunch defender of the gays!
Tammy Lynn Michaels
Portia Di Rossi
Melissa Ethridge
Jackie Warner
K D Lang
Ellen Degeneres
Katherine Moennig
What famous lesbian do you most closely resemble? Make a Quiz

Reflections

2007-04-23T16:32:00.000+03:00

This song has been lingering in my head for quiet a while now. Hearing this song when coming out must be something! I heart Mulan. and Lea Salonga(the one who does her voice)

Look at me
I will never pass for a perfect bride,
or a perfect daughter
Can it be? I'm not meant to play this part
Now i see, that if i were truely to be myself,
i would break my family's heart

Who is that girl i see staring straight back at me?
Why is my reflection someone i don't know?
Somehow i cannot hide who i am, though i've tried.
When will my reflection show who i am inside?

When will my reflection show who i am inside?

Also Christina Aguliera's version isn't so bad either:

Look at me
You may think you see
Who I really am
But you'll never know me
Everyday, it's as if I play a part

Now I see, if I wear a mask
I can fool the world
But I cannot fool my heart

Chorus:
Who is that girl I see,
Staring straight back at me?
When will my reflection show
Who I am inside?

I am now
In a world where I have to hide my heart,
And what I believe in
But somehow, I will show the world,
What's inside my heart,
And be loved for who I am

Chorus:
Who is that girl I see,
Staring straight back at me?
Why is my reflection someone I dont know?
Must I pretend that I'm
Someone else for all time?
When will my reflection show who I am inside?

There's a heart that must be free to fly,
That burns with the need to know the reason why

Why must we all conceal,
What we think, how we feel?
Must there be a secret me I'm forced to hide?
I won't pretend that I'm someone else for all time
When will my reflection show
Who I am inside?

When will my reflection show
Who I am inside?

Must-Have Costumes on My List...So Far :P ;)

2007-04-21T01:21:00.000+03:00

So the topic of costumes came up today while chatting to nQ. And there are some i am dying to have!

1) the top of my list would be something like Shahrazad's dance costumes. i love them

2) CATWOMAN! OHHHHH YEAH! sexy leather. sometimes i get into that mood of being a catwoman. i need one of those to suit my mood. OOHHHH HALLE BERRY!!!

I just LOVE the pants! and that whip!

The mask! i love it!

HALLE HALLE! killer woman! AMAAAZING! *MEOW*

3) Xena: The Warrior Princess (i can't believe i forgot Lucy Lawless in that i'd spent just one night with post!) I have moods to wear such a costume! mmmmh :D

"I've got this" look

I just love that costume!

Kinkay smile Lucy!!!!! ;)

4) I just MIGHT go for a french maid costume! i was listening to La La for Ashley Simpson today even though i don't like her so you see where am coming from ;)

I like this one

This one too

Those are the ones i can think of for now. kinky winky mood am in! what costume would YOU want to wear?

Arabic Thongs! LMAO!!!

2007-04-16T09:14:00.000+03:00

saw this pic on some website somewhere. I cracked up for a continious 15 mins! this is hilarious! dunno from which arab country this is from though

the first one says: "I love you so so much"

and the one at the bottom literally transelates to: "i'm telling you i'm craving you" am not sure of the wordings. guys, correct me if i am wrong.

lool! this will so not do well for arab lesbians! all is written to male.

i had to share this because it's effin hilarious! but they could have done better! you don't say i love you through your panties! what the hell? then the only way you express your love is from down there! lool!

and the second one! what the hell?

and grey? GREY???

tooo funny too damn funny!

loooool

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

ok, so at least they are trying. :/

so tell me this,

what would you say if you had the chance to write on your thong or underwear?(don't say you're not going to write, let us just assume)

i think i would write something like "lick it, you know you want to" or something really teasing. i don't know....yet ;)

P.S.: i think the yellow tag says 3 for 59

She Just Loves Girls

2007-04-14T18:03:00.000+03:00

God I love her!!! i looorrve when she says "fascinating" at 0:11. and that SMILE!

hahahaaa tragedy for men. yeah guy go drink it awaay. she just loves girls!

Exam Bloopers

2007-04-10T12:06:00.000+03:00

LOL, the things people come up with when their minds go blank :p. Enjoy! If the thing doesn't work below, click here. To zoom in, etc, use the bar at the top of the thing (for those who didn't notice at first look)

I am Back and I Want to Get Married in Disney!!!!! and You Are ALL Invited!

2007-04-08T10:48:00.000+03:00

Just about a week ago i was wondering to nQ if disney will ever make gay and lesbian cartoons... and this morning she told me that she heard in the news that gaycouples can now have a Disney fairy tale ceremony!!!! oh that's AMAAAAAZING! thank you nQ!!!!!! I want to get married there! in Disney! OMGGGGG! am hyperventilating :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

got this off Yahoo! News:

Disney opens Fairy Tale Weddings to gay couples

By Gina Keating Thu Apr 5, 7:10 PM ET
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - The Walt Disney Co. has changed its policy to allow same-sex couples to participate in a popular Fairy Tale Wedding program it runs mainly at its two U.S. resorts and cruise line, a Disney spokesman said on Thursday.

Disney previously had allowed gay couples to organize their own weddings or commitment ceremonies at rented meeting rooms at the resorts, but had barred them from purchasing its Fairy Tale Wedding package and holding the event at locations at Disneyland and Walt Disney World that are set aside specifically for weddings.

"We are updating our Fairy Tale Wedding guidelines to include commitment ceremonies," Disney Parks and Resorts spokesman Donn Walker said. "This is consistent with our policy of creating a welcoming, respectful and inclusive environment for all of our guests."
Walker said the change was prompted by "an inquiry from a guest that asked about this service."

Disney had allowed gay couples to take part in its vow renewals program but excluded them from buying wedding packages by requiring a valid marriage license from California or Florida, which do not permit or recognize gay marriages.

Last month, gay Web site AfterElton.com criticized Disney for not allowing same-sex couples to participate in the Fairy Tale Weddings and Honeymoons program.

Disney's Fairy Tale Wedding packages start at $8,000 and include a wedding planner, the ceremony, food and beverages, flowers and table decorations.

The Lavish Wedding Option also includes a ride to the ceremony in the Cinderella coach, costumed trumpeters heralding the couple's arrival, and attendance by Mickey and Minnie Mouse characters dressed in formal attire.

Disney has come under fire from religious conservatives, including the Southern Baptist Convention, which have accused the company of promoting a gay agenda.

The groups, which lifted an eight-year boycott of Disney in 2005, had criticized the company for such corporate policies as giving health benefits to same-sex partners of employees, allowing "Gay Day" celebrations at its theme parks and airing a prime time television show on its ABC network featuring openly gay comedian Ellen DeGeneres.
"We are not in the business of making judgments about the lifestyle of our guests. We are in the hospitality business and our parks and resorts are open to everyone," Walker said.

I'm over the clouds!!!!!! :D Thank you nQ!! :****

Save The Lesbians

2007-04-07T04:25:00.000+03:00

The above site is made by a lesbian couple who have gotten into financial trouble as of late. For more details you can just click the banner, but basically, they will do things in exchange for money, and post the video on their blog. And yes, there are some guidelines, so for those who thought that they could get some hot, interactive lesbian action, let me direct you to pornotube.com

I think it's a very creative way of earning money. I wonder what kind of things people will ask them to do lol. So, for those who are feeling charitable, please drop by their site. Save the Lesbians!

Jacuzzi Chili Stew

2007-04-05T14:04:00.001+03:00

I would die if I was that girl, oh my godddddd...I'd be so damn embarrassed! Holy shit is right! How do you think you'd feel?

And Lordy Lord Lord (that was fun to say lol), I know this and the last post have been about poop, but I swear I don't have a freaky fetish! Really!

Breakkkkkkkkk

2007-04-02T13:31:00.000+03:00

Dyke in Saudi wants to tell you that she will be taking a blogging break starting from now.

till then go make love, start arguments, jump, dance, sleep, go out, make someone out there's day n eat cookies n be human :)

toodles!

Tagged by nQ

2007-04-01T16:07:00.000+03:00

So in this tag am supposed to list 10 things that are weird or unknown about me. hmm weird or unknown. I can't think.

1) I like to eat pizza with ketchup.

2) I once went shopping for a pair of baggy bermuda jeans and i bought them from the guys section without even knowing. Mom was with me and she didn't know. Cross dressing at it's best!

3) At times i would wax one leg and leave the other because i don't want to agonize myself again. I would do the same the next time, only switch legs. Now i have concluded that i will use wax as means of turture weapon for any guy who gets on my nerves.

4) I imagined a lesbian relationship going on between 2 teachers. It sucks that it's just in my head. Dykalicious, they are 2 teachers you know, one of them already left and the other told me the difference between foundation and concealer.

5) i am extremely messy.

6) i want to drive a car and crash it for the heck of it. just like in video games!

7) it's disguisting to walk in on your parents doing it on your own bed. Had nightmares for the few weeks afterwards.

8) i sometimes look at little girls and wonder if they grow up, will they be gay? And i get yeses and nos!

9) the only time that fantasies would be very vivid and clear would be as the car is moving. it sucks cuz my thoughts get interrupted by my diver's little prayers.

10) Yes i would so want to try it in a moving car. so very my kinda thing

I tag L'sB, Candy, Pan, Mauve, Eshda3wa, WastedChix (both of ya), Our Neighbors, SarsP, Saudi Ballerina and Leo as well as everyone reading this.

Lizzy the Lezzy Episode 7

2007-03-29T21:11:00.001+03:00

"I'll go down on you whenever you liiiike!" lol whoohoo go Lizzy!

She's so right! Why in the world are ALL of them shaped like big fat penises? I like the idea of the tounge and mouth with nibbling teeth!

She's very smart, i think she should start with making these vibrator tounges! Go Lizzy!

Lizzy the Lezzy Episode 6

2007-03-28T17:40:00.001+03:00

"So beware straight girls, because you never really know when some dirty lezzy is checking out your tits!"

HAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!

I HEART LIZZY! lol!